There’s a new ocean now
No big deal. It's sort of midway between Ward Bond's birthplace and the only city in the world simply named Bird City. Apparently, Mr. Bird arrived early. On the edge of another geologic wonder.
Someone sure hit the jackpot on the lamest ocean name of all time.
We're all just living on a big round (yes, I know) sandbar. Some of us are just on higher ground than others.