You know you are getting old when................................
You know you're getting old when you're up on an 8' stepladder taking down exterior Christmas lights and wondering how many more seasons you're going to be able to do this safely.
When your spam filter catches a lot of stuff from “dementia news”
For some reason you get all these unsolicited emails about prostate issues, viagra-type pills and Cleora claims she wants to have sex with you any time you are ready.
You know you're getting old when your children start getting junk mail from AARP.
----you see a recent plat that officially "rejects" 3 monuments along some 1/16 lines that were set in 1982, and the 1/16 lines were in dispute since 1960.
the recent plat details the history of deeds and surveys, acknowledges that several properties were bought and sold according to the '82 monuments, and you guessed it, pincushions are required because of todays better measuring tools and superior logic, and you recall that you, in fact, were the 22 year old instrument man in 1982, when the landowners hired your company to set these monuments as the final agreed upon boundary line. the new surveyors had never heard of the guy who stamped those monuments, and he is long gone. In fact, no one around today remembers any of this.